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Hello every man, woman and income tax inspector, how yer doing? Paddy here with a quick message about some changes to the web site.

I was having drink in old Bolton town recently when a young chap asked me if I was going to update my site. So I've been having a bit of a think to my good self and this is what I've come up with...

I will be posting a weekly message for you to peruse (hope I spelt it right) along with a quote of the week. My weekly message could be anything from bad customer care at Comet to information about what's been going on with regards to showbeezneez.

So here goes:

This week I've been mostly working on.............. Wait a min that sounds a bit Fast Show. B****cks to it, I think we're allowed to pinch someone else's ideas now and again........ Just watch eyes down.

So this week I've been working on advertising for our Christmas "Jumping On The Band Wagon tour" (the tour being one night at The Comedy Store). The show will be compered by my good self and starring Archie Kelly (the man with the oldest mobile in showbiz), Steve Edge (Mr Nice Guy) and the wonderful Janice Connolly aka Barbara Nice aka Holy Mary. The night will be full of comedy and music with a bit of audience participation i.e. a quick 5 mins in the bogs with anyone of us.

Ticket prices are 10 of the Queens English pounds and 8 of Prince Charles's English pounds for concessions.
The date of the tour is Sunday 30th November. I hope as many of you as poss can come down, you've heard it here first so it should give you a good chance of getting first dibs on the tickets which are available now from the Comedy Store.
You can phone ticket master on 08705 932932 or call into the Comedy Store box office on Weds between 12 lunch till 12 midnight.

Other than that I've been busy decorating my house and doing a bit of Christmas shopping. I've also answered tons of Q + A's, big Gav's a bit busy at min but assures me he'll be putting them on this week.
(Soon as I can Paddy! - Gav)

Well my right hand is getting a little sore now (strange, it's usually so strong) from typing so I'm going to leave you with the first quote of the week.

"Have you steam cleaned that f***in tractor yet?"

(Geoff Benyon my old boss from Vibroplant circa 1990's)

 

 

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