Quote Of The Week & Message Week 10

Hello ma friends, Paddy here with my weeklyish message and quote. Firstly the tour dates have gone mad with Preston, Liverpool, Wolves, Southport, all three Bolton's,Sheffield, Burnley, Leeds, Middleton, Blackburn and the second Wigan dates all sold out so a big thank you if you've bought a ticket. Middlesbrough and Derby sold out but due to ticket demand we put on extra seats, hopefully those who didn't get the chance to get a ticket before should be ok now.


Secondly I found out that tickets for the Wolves show are being sold for fifty of the Queens English pounds on e bay, after further investigation I found this to be true but also discovered some chancer selling tickets at twenty five quid for Morecambe. Without sounding old fashioned the tickets for Morecambe are still on sale at twelve pound fifty so if you want one just ring the gig direct, the numbers on my tour dates page. As for whoever was selling them for twenty five quid on e bay you are cheekier than a cheeky chappy from the south of London.

People have also been getting in touch with problems getting tickets for the St Albans show so a message as been put up on the site that'll hopefully rectify this problem. Myself and the rest of the Bandwagon posse will be having a little trip south of the border in the next week or so to promote the Southern dates so I'll have to dig out my passport and buy some suntan lotion.
Dates still available in April are the 8th Warrington Parr Hall, 6th Wigan Mill At The Pier, 13th Cheltenham Town Hall, 14th Derby Assembly Rooms, 16th Middlesbrough Town Hall, 18th Morecambe The (pleasure) Dome, 22nd St Albans Arena and 23rd Aylesbury Civic Centre.
The lads getting excited (not in that way) because I start working on Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere in June. Everything is coming together now and if it's on our screens this year then I hope you all enjoy it.

Just to say that my monthly subscription to Razzle as arrived this morning so I'm going to have to stop typing now, I'm not ambidextrous (thank the Lord for spell check).

Until next time, Dink Dank Do and I'll see you on tour.

Paddy

Additional - The photos I acquired of The Guardian Editor's wife taking a shower have come in very handy recently. Firstly his newspaper gives me the Web Site Of The Week accolade and now our Liverpool Bandwagon gig as been listed in the Pick Of The Week for comedy. So glad I hung on to those pics, now to dig out my Chris Moyels strikes the pink match video.

 

Quote of the week:
"What's this wire hanging down here. "
(Any Russian Commander of any Russian Nuclear Sub, circa 1980 onwards)

 

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