Quote Of The Week & Message Week 21

Hello ma friends, Paddy here with my weeklyish message and quote.

Now before we start if you're looking at this with your kids then cover the little cherubs ears because I'm writing an open letter to a ANONYMOUS PRICK off our message boards.


 
As you know this is a fun/comedy site and that's how I like to keep it, but sometimes folks, you get the odd bad apple. We've (well Gavin the web bloke) set up a new message board for y'all to use and I've just looked at it for the first time thus discovering a posting from a prick whose bravely decided not to leave his or her details.

The posting is regarding a charity night that I attended a couple of weeks ago and goes along the lines of saying that I only attended because I've got a new series coming out.
Well firstly ANONYMOUS TOSSER (and that's how you'll be referred to until you decide to grow a pair and let me contact you directly) I was invited because it was a Thai Boxing event of which I'm a big fan. On the night of the event I was phoned by the organiser who informed me that they were doing an auction for charity, a pair of signed Amir Khans gloves to be exact. I decided to take a signed script with me to help them raise a bit more money, still no idea of what charity it was for.

Once there I found out coincidently that it was for a girl who lives around the corner from me in Bolton so I was really pleased that I'd taken the script which raised 550.00 on the night.

Now for your info ANONYMOUS TOSSER the organiser of that event told my local paper about this without my knowledge. I like other people in the public eye get inundated with charity events and although all good causes it's impossible to do them all so you tend to pick a few close to your heart and do work for them. I turned up at another event last week which never made the local papers purely because I wanted to.

So ANONYMOUS TOSSER before you put your keyboard hero's outfit on and start spouting shite about people who you don't even know then think on, look before you leap. People who know and have met me know I don't do silly PR stunts, if I did then I'd have Peter Stringfellow in an head lock outside his night club and whatever I do for charity or anything is my business and no-one elses you sad prick.

ANONYMOUS TOSSERS like you need to be told now and again to get your facts right before you start spouting anymore of your vile, venomous nonsense, this site is designed for fun and kept friendly, if you can't handle this then F*ck Off somewhere else, you wont be missed!

Finally, if you decide to grow some balls and want to reply or meet me in person to discuss the matter further then please feel free.

Ok parents you can take your hands off the kids ears now, rant over.

Sorry you had to read this folks but I feel very strongly about it.

Until next time
Peace to all good men and women

Paddy
 

Quote of the week:
"Grow some balls, dickhead!"
 Paddy McGuinness circa 2004.

 
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