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Hello cotton
buds, Paddy here with my weeklyish message and quote.
Firstly congratulations to Gavin (the web bloke) and Lindsay
on getting married, here's to a happy future for you both
and a lot of married bliss.
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Secondly a
couple of thank you's and a bit of an apology. Thanks to all
the people who've been to see the show, we've really enjoyed
your company and you've all been spot on. Thanks to Kelly
for the lovely gifts you brought us at Coventry and thanks
to the Bolivian lap dancers for the intervals entertainment.
Now for the kind of an apology bit, at the Huddersfield show
we were asked to go for a quick drink with some of the
audience members. They said that the bar was straight facing
the gig but after driving round the theatre twice we gave it
up as a bad job. Please accept our apologies for not showing
up but your directions are about as much use as Ray Parlours
divorce lawyer.
Ok that's the business side of things out the way so here we
go with what's been happening in Paddy's World.
As you may of noticed the message boards on the site have
been disabled, this is due to knob heads with no life
posting shiiiittteee on there thus ruining it for everyone
else. You can thank them yourself if they ever raise their
hempty heads.
Hope you like the bill boards for Max n Paddy's Road To
Nowhere, the little devils have sprung up everywhere, I've
spotted about 30 up to press. It starts this Friday and
we've got pick of the day in most magazines, apart from
Razzle who technically aren't a television mag although
they've had the odd TV in um. I'll miss the first two
episodes because I'm still on tour but luckily my cousins
got sky plus so she'll be recording them for me.
Our tour officially finishes in Blackpool on Friday 12th Nov
but we're back the week after doing one last night for
charity with special guest Peter, that's Kay and not
Sutcliffe. He'll be doing is only stand up of this year at
the show so don't forget, Jumping On The Bandwagon Tour
featuring Peter Kay on Friday 19th November at Blackpool
Opera House.
I'll be switching on Bury's Christmas lights soon, the lads
been practicing with the bathroom one, my index fingers the
strongest it's ever been since I first started courting. As
soon as I find out the date I'll let you no.
I think that's about it at the min, I've posted some fresh
audience pics for you to look at so until next time, bummers
are blind.
Paddy
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Quote of the week:
"We won't be having a Santa this Christmas because
it may offend some people."
(not funny, just
sad)
Stores who won't be having a Santa this year:
Brent Cross, North London; Buchanan Galleries, Glasgow;
Swansgate Centre, Wellingborough, Northants; Clayton Square,
Liverpool; Prospect Centre, Bradford; Whitgift Centre, Croydon;
Oracle Centre, Reading, Berks; Merry Hill Centre, Dudley, West
Midlands.
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