Hello cockles, Paddy here with my weeklyish message and quote. Been a tad busy this last couple of weeks, filmed the new single for comic relief (Is This The Way To Amarillo), did my bit on Soccer Am and finished it all off with a little bit of writing.

I think the Comic Relief single is being released as a CD/DVD, the video for it is a little belter featuring lots of different TV folk from the past and present so look out for it and lets make sure it gets to No1, remember all the proceeds go to Comic Relief. On the day of filming I was informed that Shaun Ryder and Bez would be attending so out came the camera and the pic that was taken will be up on the site in a few days, gold dust. This was the first time I've ever actually wanted to have my picture taken with someone from the celebrity world and let me tell you both The Ryder and The Bez were top draw even though we couldn't start filming until The Ryder had drank a can of ale, a cracking day and I hope you like the picture. Now then onto the second time I've wanted to have my photo taken with someone and that was at Soccer am, another belting programme apart from the AM bit, 8 o'clock in the AM I had to be up. On the way to Sky studios I received a txt telling me that I was going to be on with Peter Beagrie (ex Everton and Man City legend) plus the mighty Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne, let me tell you ma friends after finding this out I was happier than Elton Johns florist and couldn't wait to meet them both. Sometimes you meet somebody off the telly who you've admired it can be a bit of a let down when they turn out to be so far up there own ass they can see their own tonsils but in the case of Gazza and Beagrie this could not have been further way from the truth if I tried. It was an absolute pleasure to meet them, both totally down to earth and a good laugh top be with, Gazza was a diamond and Peter was a block of gold so out came the camera and you can see the photo in the Paddy on the p*ss section. Oh aye before I forget all the rest of the crew on Soccer AM were spot on so thanks to Lovejoy and Chamberlain for making me welcome. Myself and Pete (Kay not Beagrie) are still writing stuff and coming up with ideas for Max and Paddy as well as watching DVD's and putting the world to rights things are coming along bootifully. Remember folks if you want signed pics just send a S.A.E to the address on the site and if you've got any Q n A's you want answering or pictures you'd like to be put on fans gallery then just e mail me direct on patrick.mcguinness@gmail.com They do come to me direct and I try my best to answer them and get them back to you quick as poss, by the way not all of um end up on the Q n A page but I do answer them and e mail them back to you if not. PS : Well done to the mighty Bolton Wanderers disposing of Fulham in the FA Cup, roll on Cardiff. Until next weekish Come on you white men. Paddy

Quote of the week:
"One will not be seen dead in the same room as that slag".
HRH The Queen airs her views on the Charles and Camilla wedding. (CIRCA Feb 2005)