Message & Quote June 2005 - Quote 11
Hello you cheeky monkey's, Paddy here with my weeklyish message and quote.

Well the dates for the main tour have now been officially announced, tickets for all the shows go on sale from 10am, Friday 24th June. The tour is 23 nights at the minute but there may be a few more dates added if I can keep up the pace and stay off the vino collapsoe.

TOUR DATES HERE


My next three warm-up nights in July at the Lowry have all sold out but if you still want to catch a preview of what may be in store for November then tickets for the Bury Met show in September are now on sale, see tour info for ticket line numbers.

After the cracking response and positive feed back from the first three warm-up nights I canny wait to try out some more new material at the Lowry and Bury Met shows.
I'm really looking forward to the tour now and can't wait to visit all your fine towns and brothels...... erm....I mean, wine bars. For those of you who came to the warm-ups in Darwen you may have heard me refer to my act as the dark side hence the name of the tour, Paddy McGuinness Live - The Dark Side Of The Force.

I had a bit of a think and decided to put an age restriction on the show, over 16's i.e pube holders only.
With the Bandwagon tour and the nights I did at Darwen it can be a bit off putting when your F'in and Jeff'in on stage only to look down and see an open mouthed kid asking their parents when will he say dink dank do.
So without risk of corrupting the next generation the tickets and posters will carry the over 16's only sign.

Thanks for reading my message, here's to the tour in November and The Dark Side Of The Force.

Until next weekish, drink plenty of water.

Paddy
 

Quote of the week:
"W*nker, he's a c**t, what a t*sser, the pr*ck wants a f*cking good kicking, I'll tear him a new ar*e hole."
A group of lads in my local expressing their freedom of speech, the topic, Paul Dannan, you know the "film" star off Love Island. Circa June 2005
 

 

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