I'm getting to the stage now were I need a break from the live show so I will be ready for it but that doesn't mean I'll be able to put my feet up and watch the World Cup with a pint of the old gold and cold in my hand. I start work filming on a new character I've developed to which I'll be telling you a bit more about towards the end of June, this along with a few more work commitments will be keeping me on my toes until I start the final leg of my Darkside tour in September, you know it.

Glad you enjoyed my little documentary on Wayne Rooney (post metatarsal, what are the odds) the feed back we've had is very positive and here's to doing something similar sometime soon.
Since we last spoke I did the photo shoot for Cosmopolitan Magazine, I saw my first glimpse of it when I did the Paul O'Grady show last week and as it was for the Everyman Charity then sitting in a bath, starkers, holding my gut in for a few minutes was really a small price to pay. I've since found out you can vote for your favourite picture in the sealed section of Cosmo and as they put my pic next to an Olympic swimmer whose more ripped than a yellow pages at Geoff Capes's house, I won't be holding my breath.

Please keep all your e mails and pictures coming in to my address patrick.mcguinness@gmail.com along with all your letters and signed photo requests which I will be answering and sending off to you at the end of this leg of the tour, May 31st.

I've also been asked about tour merchandise that isn't available in my shop on the site and I'm working on getting all that available for you very soon.

Until next weekish

Come on England.

Paddy