I get lots of e mails from fans and the like so when I opened one with the subject of 'Paddy's myspace site' naturally I was intrigued.
In the words of Victor Meldrew "I don't believe it" there is
someone on there passing themselves off as me taking messages, quotes, pictures and general gubbins off this my only official site and then plonking it on their own fake myspace site.
I'm all for fan sites and freedom of expression but this nutter is actually saying THEY are ME!
Can this get any worse I hear you ask well yes it can, the fake me as Dean Gaffney and Jordan on there as MY myspace pals, I mean c'mon play the game.
Since being alerted to this we've contacted myspace and the wheels are in motion to get this fake removed, lets hope when the lawyers letter comes through the post Dean Gaffney and Jordan are there to lend a bit of support and financial help.
Thank you for the e mails alerting me to this because I'm not a myspace user and would probably never have known about this.
I'm so sorry to all the people who have been conned by this low life into believing that they have been in regular contact with me. The only way to contact me is through my official website- www.patrickmcguinness.co.uk, e mail address - patrick.mcguinness@gmail.com.
If you read this and have been duped by the myspace fake then please let them know how you feel about having your time wasted and being made to look rather foolish by someone who is clearly one sandwich short of a picnic.
So just to clear up I DO NOT HAVE A MYSPACE PAGE and to everyone who have been using it and on behalf of the person who set it up, sorry.

Now then onto more fun and OFFICIAL news about what your Uncle Pad as been up to since Christmas.
Firstly Raiders Of The Lost Archive the show I've done for ITV1 is still on air. I've received a number of e mail asking why it's not on anymore so let me explain what happened. We filmed with eight celebrities before Christmas and everything was tickety taboo until we started Editing the show. It was decided the show would work better with three celebs per show instead of two which doesn't take a genius to work out that we then ran out of guests. So panic ye not we're simply filming with more celebrities and the shows will be special one offs everyone month, if that makes sense? The viewing figures were great, ITV along with myself are really please with the results and the second show will be on in the next couple of weeks.

Now onto my meat and gravy the auld comedy game. I'm a busy bee at the minute finishing off my next project for your entertainment and my lawyers fees. I'll let you into a few more details nearer the time of filming so please be patient I've only got one pair of hands and I work like old people having sex.........slow and careful.
I'm also working on new material for my next tour which will be in 2008. All the tour dates will be on sale later on in the year and of course this site will have all the dates first so that the fans can get their hands on them before they become public property.

Well that's about it for now I hope I've wiped the bottom of a few dirty bums for you, put on a fresh nappy and now smell of talc.

Until next weekish,

I'm not on myspace!

Paddy