Well how in the name of everything that is good and decent are y'all.
Paddy here with my extremely long over due weeklyish message and quote.

Now then you dirty cotton buds I've had a lot of e mails asking about when my next tour will be, when or what am I doing next on the old magic lantern, when will I be replying to letters for signed pics, updating the pic gallery's on the site, etc, etc. So here goes.

I'm in the middle of renovating a property or as I like to call it, the money pit, that I bought at the end of last year. Due to unforeseen circumstances work as taken a hell of a long time so for the last few months I've been focusing on my house, hence no updates on the site etc.

With regards to a new tour I'm currently working on material. I'd like to do some warm ups at the beginning of next year and then hopefully get things rolling towards the end of 08. I get asked the touring question quite a bit but there's a lot goes into the auld live stuff, I will tour again so please be patient and I'll keep you updated on any warm up/ preview nights I'll be doing.

As for TV work I've been keeping my hand in popping up on Paul O'Grady (not literally), Transmission, Fifth Gear, the Greggs ads and a few other bits n bobs that are to be aired later on in the year. As for my own shows I've got a few things that I've written which are being sorted as we speak so again just be patient and you wont be disappointed.

I've had some new pics done so I'll be sending them off signed, sealed and sanitised in the next couple of weeks. I'll be getting the site updated with new pics of myself and you lot in the next few weeks.

There's lots more to tell you but at the minute I've got to deal with builders, banks and re runs of Columbo, I love it when he walks back into the room and says "just one more thing" to the annoyance of the ruthless yet suave killer.

Until next weekish

Keep your e mails coming to patrick.mcguinness@gmail.com and I'll see you on the new series of builders from hell.

Paddy

PS
For the people who've been e mailing about Soccer AM, I didn't even no Lovejoy had left. Tough act to follow.