Quote Of The Week & Message Week 6

Hello there ma friends, Paddy here with my weekly(ish) message.

Lad's been here there and everywhere this week. What with doing interviews regarding the tour and looking at locations for the new series I've not had much time to do out else. Having said that, I did manage to get up to Gleneagles (ooooo did you now, yes I did) with Peter for a corporate event.

There was a free mini bar in the hotel room and it would've been rude of me not to have drank myself into unconsciousness.

I've had a lot of e mails with regards to why the Jumping On The Bandwagon Tour are not playing certain parts of the country i.e. Manchester, Scotland, Wrexham, Blackpool etc but we do hope to play these dates later in the year. It's all down to availability of the venues at the time the booking's were made, but like I said we all hope to play these places later in the year.

Now before I go I did promise to give you the full version of the ping pong balls joke so here goes:

 There was an English man, Irish man and a Scots man who all wanted to marry this beautiful Princess. Her Father, the King, had an unusual fetish for ping pong ball's so he set them all a task.

King - Whoever brings me back the most ping pong ball's in the next 24 hours can have my daughters hand, as well as other bits, in marriage.

First to come back after 12 hours is the English man. He as two big bags full of ping pong balls.

King - Wonderful but there's still twelve hours to go.

Second to come back after 23 hours is the Scots man and he as four big bags of ping pong balls. He pours them all over the floor and the King proceeds to roll around in them.

King - Wonderful, look's like your going to be the one who takes my daughters hand in marriage.

Suddenly the castle door's fly open and in staggers the Irish man. His left leg is hanging off, his clothes are ripped to shreds, he's full of blood and as tufts of hair missing out of his head but as two massive balls under each arm.

King - Dear me, those are all well and good but where's my ping pong balls.

Irish man - Ping pong balls........... I thought you said King Kong's balls.

I THANK YOU.

I wish you all the best, on here and all the other sites, especially N.E.I who took a bit of unfair flack on my last message. Until next week (ish)

You'll do for me

Paddy
 

Quote of the week:
"I don't drink Tea made with Tea-bags because they have Bleach in them. "
(Archie Kelly, circa last week)

A quote given to me after myself and Ste (Mr Nice Guy) Edge discovered
Archie Kelly still uses Tea leaves to make a brew.

 
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